Total Medals Earned: 14 (From 2 different games.) Total Medal Score: 600 Points
Medals Earned: 9/11 (340/395 points)
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You found a stalker!
Good luck with your new career.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
...
I hope you chose the money.
What you should have done is really obvious.
And you should be damn proud.
Medals Earned: 5/6 (260/310 points)
You were literally roasted.
Secret handshakes are such a bummer.
Put some clothes on. No one wants to see that.
You are officially a cannibal.
Please give me money. Please.
Well, that was disgusting.